Clout Oggles

Introducing the Clout Oggles – because regular glasses just don’t have enough clout. These super skibidi frames are scientifically proven* to increase your alphaness by at least 200%. Put them on, and suddenly, you're a skibidi sigma rizzler Best of all? They’re FREE. Because true clout can’t be bought.

(*Science may or may not be real.)

(I am so sorry for using the words skibidi, sigma, and rizzler. Please forgive me.)